Do you have any BIGGER pieces of pizza?
Does this have meat? I have a cold so I can't eat any meat.
Hawaiian Haystacks! I used to live in Hawaii! This makes me feel just like home!
Pink milk! (kisses milk carton--holds it aloft with both hands in worship) I love pink milk!
If I eat all of my food on my tray, can I have another cookie?
I brought my lunch from home, but will you give me some pumpkin pie?
We need more chocolate milk! All you have in here is slim milk.
(Pointing to the individually cupped chocolate pudding)-Is this ketchup?
I'm not sure why, but chocolate pudding is the most controversial thing in the lunchroom lately. To the question, "Is this chocolate pudding" we, the lunch ladies, have given the following answers:
1-No, it's vanilla pudding. We burned it.
2-No, it's banana pudding and the bananas were very ripe.
3-No.
4-No. It's ketchup.
5-No. It's hog snot.
3 comments:
I knew the lunch ladies had a bit of sadistic streak in them!!! You make me laugh!
It's good to write these things down. Do you have like a lunchladies notebook hidden back there somewhere?
I can not stop laughing over the hog snot comment! I feel the same way about pudding.
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