I am Michelle Knight--or am I?

So for kicks, I decided to type my name into the Yahoo search engine to see what came up. There are a few Michelle Knights of note on the net. One is a gospel singer in Tennessee, and one, also a Michelle "S. " Knight, is a fetishist and computer girl in England. With Google, you'll find me as a cartoon character, "When she's not working or fighting crime...", or I'm an Undergraduate Recorder at Indiana University School of Informatics. Yet another search found me as (I kid you not) a drag queen Cher impersonator, a painter from Scotland, or on a honeymoon registry in Florida on my way to Jamaica. Plus there is a link to the former fetishist with my name about bondage. Can you imagine if someone from my past looks for me and finds them? Which do you think they will guess I have become? Clearly my life is boring compared to the other Michelle Knights.