Who watches football when the HOT light is on?

The rule about Costco is "Never shop on payday Friday", right?
Well there is now an addendum to that rule: "Never shop on a payday Friday, especially when it's the Friday before the Superbowl and one of the teams is from where you live". I had to learn that the hard way. I only had 3 items to get, and I chose the wrong line--(all checkstands were open with 8-10 people in each line--which was the right line?)
And I'm tired of seeing Seattle Seahawks stuff. People were in Target frantically accosting the "Target associate" helping me just to hear that Target sold it's very last Seahawks shirt/hat/pillowcase/Pepsi product this morning. Oh the disappointment!
Coming out of the Safeway yesterday a strange woman asked me where my Seahawks hat was. I had to shamefully admit that I don't own one. How many times have I worn my hat without anyone saying a word to me, but now everyone notices it doesn't say "Seahawks"? Really people, I do have my priorities straight. My hat says "Krispy Kreme".