Things I need to do today and why I won't be doing them:
1. Mow the lawn--because a friend has borrowed our lawn mower (too bad-so sad!)
2. Unload the dishwasher--because I have the Munchkin Brothers to do that
3. Making silk arrangements for the Relief Society room--because it's too BLAMING HOT in my garage
4. Clean out the garage--see above temperature excuse
5. Get my hair cut--because I cannot decide on a style (I'm flirting with the idea of baldness)
6. File papers in the office--hello, paper cuts!
7. Buff the walls--because it's an old joke (who really buffs their walls?)
8. Return unwanted trailer wheel parts--because standing in line at Auto Zone is not my cup-a-tea
9. Hem pants with holes in the knees so they can be worn as shorts--because summer is almost over, right? And Jesse thinks wearing ski pants is way cool--did I mention it's HOT?
10. Organize and clean out toy closet (read: throw away whatever I can get away with)--because the Munchkin Brothers are packrats and NEEEEEED to keep everything. Where do they learn such atrocious behavior?
3 comments:
I would definately be bald if it was relatively socially acceptable. It's still tempting but something tells me my boss wouldn't like it- but aren't architecture firms all about diversity and being on the cutting edge? --And I used to buff the walls when I was the house maid on your answering machine, remember that?
How hot is hot?
I would be willing to wager that the Munchkin Brothers learned their atrocious packrat behavior from their uncle.
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